WARNING: This post is NSFS (Not Safe For Smurfs)
1) What do you consider your first sexual experience to be? This one time in band camp...
2) What is the sexiest thing you’ve ever worn in public? Hmm... my smile?
3) What is the sexiest surprise you have ever given someone? Strip show for the wife, Magic Mike style.
4) What is your favorite scene from a porn video or story? The one where this girl does this thing to this guy, and the guy is all like, "Wow!"
5) Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex? Nope.
6) Had sex in a public place? Is a tent in the woods surrounded by other campers considered public? No? Then, no.
8) Have you ever had a rim job? Given one? Of course! At one point it was weekly, but now it's more like once a month. I mean, anyone who cares anything about their car's maintenance knows the importance of a regular rim job. Keeps 'em shiny!
9) Are you in a relationship now? Yes, several. I have a really good relationship with my wife, my kids, my family and many friends.
10) What is your partner’s sexual fantasy? Hmm... I'll ask her tonight.
11) Do you prefer to orgasm before or after your partner? Yes.
12) How often do you masturbate? My wife keeps me well satisfied and she hasn't taken any trips lately, so...
13) Have you ever had cyber or phone sex? Yes, during my college years.
14) When you masturbate do you think of a specific person, celebrity or friend? Wait... we're supposed to think of people? I just figured the pleasurable feeling is enough for most.
15) What is on your sexual Bucket list? I don't really have one. I think I've pretty much done/tried everything I'll ever do/try. Maybe we'll buy a few more toys. Oh, I got it! Role-play video taping!