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Posted by: MyxlDove Original: 11/15/2012 7:49 PM Views: 455 Comments: 29 eProps: 28 Read Comments Post a Comment Back to Your Xanga Site

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Thursday, November 15, 2012

WARNING: This post is NSFS (Not Safe For Smurfs)

1) What do you consider your first sexual experience to be? This one time in band camp...

2) What is the sexiest thing you’ve ever worn in public? Hmm... my smile?

3) What is the sexiest surprise you have ever given someone? Strip show for the wife, Magic Mike style.

4) What is your favorite scene from a porn video or story? The one where this girl does this thing to this guy, and the guy is all like, "Wow!"

5) Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex? Nope.

6) Had sex in a public place? Is a tent in the woods surrounded by other campers considered public? No? Then, no.

8) Have you ever had a rim job? Given one? Of course! At one point it was weekly, but now it's more like once a month. I mean, anyone who cares anything about their car's maintenance knows the importance of a regular rim job. Keeps 'em shiny!

9) Are you in a relationship now? Yes, several. I have a really good relationship with my wife, my kids, my family and many friends.

10) What is your partner’s sexual fantasy? Hmm... I'll ask her tonight.

11) Do you prefer to orgasm before or after your partner? Yes.

12) How often do you masturbate? My wife keeps me well satisfied and she hasn't taken any trips lately, so...

13) Have you ever had cyber or phone sex? Yes, during my college years.

14) When you masturbate do you think of a specific person, celebrity or friend? Wait... we're supposed to think of people? I just figured the pleasurable feeling is enough for most.

15) What is on your sexual Bucket list? I don't really have one. I think I've pretty much done/tried everything I'll ever do/try. Maybe we'll buy a few more toys. Oh, I got it! Role-play video taping!

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I love your answer to your rim job question. Blahaha.

Posted 11/15/2012 3:54 PM by PorcelainDoll_xo

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love

Posted 11/15/2012 3:55 PM by LKJSlain - - reply

@PorcelainDoll_xo - I always try to answer honestly.

@LKJSlain -

Posted 11/15/2012 3:58 PM by MyxlDove

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Visit aSeriesofFortunateEvents's Xanga Site!

Ha! I'm glad you put that disclaimer about the smurfs up there. I know a couple that were almost going to read this post but I was able to redirect them just in time. Phew!

Posted 11/15/2012 4:20 PM by aSeriesofFortunateEvents

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@aSeriesofFortunateEvents - I don't think I'd be able to forgive myself if a smurf was inadvertently subjected to this post. Oh the horror!

Posted 11/15/2012 4:21 PM by MyxlDove

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Right on

Posted 11/15/2012 4:33 PM by SasGal

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very smooth ace! And while you try to answer honestly, I'd have to say if I answered this I'd much prefer to make as much fun as I could, because this is pretty ridiculous stuff.

Posted 11/15/2012 5:17 PM by wickedgood

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good job saving the smurfs...

Posted 11/15/2012 7:54 PM by MyPublicSite - - reply

BAWK. bawkbawk. BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWKKKKKK.

Posted 11/15/2012 7:58 PM by BohemianLotus

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Those were some pretty funny answers! :)

Posted 11/15/2012 7:59 PM by Foodhog

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Good call on the warning. This would give a smurf blue balls for sure. Oh...wait..

Posted 11/15/2012 8:02 PM by amateurprose - - reply

omg lol at 14 so much :P

Posted 11/15/2012 8:24 PM by xXxlovelylollipop

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So should I not read this?

Posted 11/15/2012 9:42 PM by sarahsmurfette

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@sarahsmurfette - We all know the girls are better than the boys, so it wouldn't affect you my dear. hehehe

Posted 11/16/2012 3:50 AM by olwd

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Wow, the only thing I got outta that is that you care about Smurfs, your wife, your car tires and . . . hmmmm, role playing video taping . . . hehehehe, I guess you do have a "fun" side. LOL

Kidding, we all know you're the funniest person on XANGA!!!

Posted 11/16/2012 3:53 AM by olwd

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@olwd - But it says right in the beginning, not safe for Smurfs....

Posted 11/16/2012 4:42 AM by sarahsmurfette

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@MyPublicSite - Smurfs have a special place in my heart.

@BohemianLotus - Oh, wait... are you calling me out?!?!

@Foodhog - Thanks!

@amateurprose - I see what you did there.