This circulated Xanga a couple years ago. I thought it would be nice to bring it back around. Feel free to use/steal/borrow it. If you do, tag me and I'll link you in this post.

If I were a month, I would be August.

If I were a time of the day, I'd be a foggy dew-covered morning.

If I were a planet, I would be Venus.

If I were a sea animal, I would be a catfish.

If I were a direction, I would be next to you.

If I were a liquid, I would be mountain spring water.

If I were a gemstone, I would be blue sapphire.

If I were a tree, I would be a palm.

If I were a tool, I would be a right angle.

If I were a flower, I would be a sunflower.

If I were a kind of weather, I would be a cool summer breeze.

If I were a musical instrument, I would be a piano.

If I were a color, I would be royal blue.

If I were an emotion, I would be compassion.

If I were a fruit, I would be a banana.

If I were a sound, I would be children playing.

If I were an element, I would be fire.

If I were a car, I would be a Vintage 1965 VW Beetle Autostick.

If I were a place, I would be in front of the fireplace on a cold winter night.

If I were a material, I would be fleece.

If I were a scent, I would be fresh baked cookies.

If I were an animal, I would be a lynx.

If I were an object, I would be an ace bandage.

If I were a body part, I would be a tongue.

If I were a facial expression, I would be a smirk.

If I were a pair of shoes, I would be a comfy pair of fuzzy slippers.

If I were a movie genre, I would be a romantic comedy.

If I were a font, I would be Rage Italic.

Feel free to ask follow-up questions to any of these.

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